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A Guy Drops Acid, Covers Himself in Cooking Oil, and Fights the Cops

A Guy Drops Acid, Covers Himself in Cooking Oil, and Fights the Cops

| February 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

Someone should turn this into an after-school special.  This is why you don’t do drugs, kids . . . A 19-year-old guy in Pennsylvania named Lonnie Beatty did a bunch of ACID last month and started destroying the inside of his family’s trailer, about 30 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. He also tried to attack several […]

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The Craziest Philly Fan Celebrated the Eagles Win By Eating Horse Poo

The Craziest Philly Fan Celebrated the Eagles Win By Eating Horse Poo

| February 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

Philadelphia fans literally went NUTS after the Eagles won the Super Bowl . . . and in this case, ‘literally’ is NOT an exaggeration . . . because one guy celebrated the championship by EATING HORSE POO. He just got right down on his hands and knees in front of a pile of feces and […]

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WIN A FREE PERSONALIZED COOKIE FROM GREAT AMERICAN COOKIES!

WIN A FREE PERSONALIZED COOKIE FROM GREAT AMERICAN COOKIES!

| February 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

WHAT IS HAPPENIN’ PEOPLE? BE SURE TO CALL IN YOUR SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY AND LET EVERYONE CELEBRATE WITH YOU – EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN A SPECIAL, PERSONALIZED 16 INCH ANNIVERSARY COOKIE EVERY FRIDAY ON THE ANNIVERSARY SHOW WRAP-UP FOR THE WEEK. ITS LITERALLY THE SIZE OF A MEDIUM PIZZA! FROM THEIR SIGNATURE COOKIE CAKES, DELICIOUSLY […]

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WAHOO SEAFOOD’S THROWBACK THURSDAY LUNCH GIVEAWAY!

WAHOO SEAFOOD’S THROWBACK THURSDAY LUNCH GIVEAWAY!

| February 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

WE’RE GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO THROW SOME FRESH SEAFOOD BACK WITH WAHOO SEAFOOD’S THROWBACK THURSDAY LUNCH GIVEAWAY! LISTEN UP TO BIG EL IN THE AM ON THURSDAYS FOR YOUR CHANCE TO CALL IN AND WIN $25 TO WAHOO SEAFOOD AND GRILL. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NAME AT LEAST 2 THROWBACK TRACKS PLAYED […]

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A Man Flipped Out Because Waffle House Didn’t Have Barbecue Sauce

A Man Flipped Out Because Waffle House Didn’t Have Barbecue Sauce

| January 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

We don’t know what this guy was eating. But if he planned to put barbecue sauce on his eggs OR waffles, maybe he deserves to be in jail . . . 43-year-old Willie Drake was at a Waffle House in Macon, Georgia last Tuesday night, and asked for some barbecue sauce. Apparently they don’t stock […]

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A Guy Robs a Pet Store in an Unusual Way…..

A Guy Robs a Pet Store in an Unusual Way…..

| January 24, 2018 | 0 Comments

We’ve seen people try to steal full racks of ribs by shoving them down their pants before. But this is a new one . . . A couple named Cruz Garcia Jr. and Crystal Dixon walked into a pet store in Clearwater, Florida earlier this month. (They look like they’re in their late 20s or […]

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A Drug Dealer Gets Busted After Trying to Buy a Soda with Weed

A Drug Dealer Gets Busted After Trying to Buy a Soda with Weed

| January 19, 2018 | 0 Comments

News flash:  Drugs can have an adverse effect on your decision-making skills.  That said, this guy’s also just a moron . . . A 24-year-old guy ordered a pizza from a Domino’s in Omaha, Nebraska on Monday, and tried to pay with a damaged $50 bill when he went to pick it up. Someone had […]

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A 73-Year-Old Breaks His Neck in a Motorbike Accident . . . Then Drives Himself Home

A 73-Year-Old Breaks His Neck in a Motorbike Accident . . . Then Drives Himself Home

| January 17, 2018 | 0 Comments

I hope I’m this badass when I’m 73.  I mean, I’m not that badass now, but you can learn to be tough . . . right? Anyway…..A 73-year-old beet farmer named Jim in West Gippsland, Australia was riding his motorbike last month looking for grasshoppers on his farm when he hit a divot and went […]

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A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

| January 17, 2018 | 0 Comments

I have so many questions about this story. A 35-year-old guy was speeding and swerving through Wayne, New Jersey on Saturday night, so the cops pulled him over. He was slurring his speech and making strange hand movements, so the cops knew he was on SOMETHING, they just weren’t sure what.  And then they spotted […]

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A Guy Needs Advice About His Girlfriend’s Fetish For…..

A Guy Needs Advice About His Girlfriend’s Fetish For…..

| January 15, 2018 | 0 Comments

The world must be running out of weird stuff to try in bed, because how is THIS a thing? Some guy went on Reddit last week looking for advice on what to do about his girlfriend’s weird fetish that involves feeding him PRE-CHEWED FOOD . . . like a bird. In case that’s not clear, […]

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