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An Arson Suspect Swears He Was Just Trying to Burn Some Cockroaches

An Arson Suspect Swears He Was Just Trying to Burn Some Cockroaches

| March 14, 2018 | 0 Comments

There have been a lot of cases of people accidentally burning down their homes when they tried to use FIRE to get rid of insects. And apparently it’s SO common that it’s now an ALIBI. A 55-year-old guy named Christopher Reidy from Huntsville, Alabama was arrested on Sunday for setting a bulletin board on fire […]

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A Woman Squeezes Through a Tiny Slot in a Claw Game to Steal Seven Stuffed Animals

A Woman Squeezes Through a Tiny Slot in a Claw Game to Steal Seven Stuffed Animals

| February 28, 2018 | 0 Comments

Now this is just some serious flexibility going to waste. A 34-year-old woman in Taichung, Taiwan was playing one of those claw games earlier this month, but she couldn’t grab any of the stuffed animals. So she took advantage of her remarkable flexibility by wedging herself through the 10-inch opening on the game . . […]

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A College Student Finds Out Her Dad Is Not…..

A College Student Finds Out Her Dad Is Not…..

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

Okay, so this story comes from someone on Twitter, so we can’t guarantee it’s true . . . but who would make it up? Anya Hettich is a student at California State University, San Bernardino. And last week, something CRAZY happened during her biology class, so she tweeted out the entire saga. The class was […]

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She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

I can’t believe I’m sitting here, an internationally respected and beloved broadcaster, using my world class brain power to try to roughly estimate the size, volume, and density of a random woman’s feces. But here we are. A 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas. And when she […]

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An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

| February 23, 2018 | 0 Comments

See, this is why I would only hire a detail-oriented prostitute. Someone in Cape Coral, Florida found an escort on the website Backpage.com earlier this week and had her come over at 2:30 A.M. She’s a 26-year-old named Linda Elkins. And she brought along a 26-year-old guy named Bosha Dawes, who she called her, quote, […]

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A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . .

A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . .

| February 22, 2018 | 0 Comments

There’s no RIGHT way to react to losing a bunch of stuff in a divorce . . . but there’s definitely a WRONG way.  And this is it. A 41-year-old woman named Adrienne Satterly from Hiram, Georgia is getting divorced, and on Saturday, she found out she was losing her home to her ex. So […]

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A Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by…..

A Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by…..

| February 21, 2018 | 0 Comments

A woman was shopping at a Menards hardware store in Indianapolis last week, and a security guard spotted her shoplifting a video camera. He called the cops, and then he went up to the woman to keep her in the store until they showed up. He didn’t realize she had countermeasures ready. According to the […]

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A Guy Drops Acid, Covers Himself in Cooking Oil, and Fights the Cops

A Guy Drops Acid, Covers Himself in Cooking Oil, and Fights the Cops

| February 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

Someone should turn this into an after-school special.  This is why you don’t do drugs, kids . . . A 19-year-old guy in Pennsylvania named Lonnie Beatty did a bunch of ACID last month and started destroying the inside of his family’s trailer, about 30 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. He also tried to attack several […]

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The Craziest Philly Fan Celebrated the Eagles Win By Eating Horse Poo

The Craziest Philly Fan Celebrated the Eagles Win By Eating Horse Poo

| February 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

Philadelphia fans literally went NUTS after the Eagles won the Super Bowl . . . and in this case, ‘literally’ is NOT an exaggeration . . . because one guy celebrated the championship by EATING HORSE POO. He just got right down on his hands and knees in front of a pile of feces and […]

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A Man Flipped Out Because Waffle House Didn’t Have Barbecue Sauce

A Man Flipped Out Because Waffle House Didn’t Have Barbecue Sauce

| January 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

We don’t know what this guy was eating. But if he planned to put barbecue sauce on his eggs OR waffles, maybe he deserves to be in jail . . . 43-year-old Willie Drake was at a Waffle House in Macon, Georgia last Tuesday night, and asked for some barbecue sauce. Apparently they don’t stock […]

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