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Police Catch a Suspect When a Fence Traps Him with a Giant Wedgie

Police Catch a Suspect When a Fence Traps Him with a Giant Wedgie

| February 28, 2019 | 0 Comments

I’m not sure you can ever live it down if you wind up going to jail because an inanimate object gave you a giant wedgie. The cops in Adelaide, Australia were chasing a 23-year-old burglary suspect on Tuesday around 3:00 A.M. And as he ran from them, he tried to climb over a six-foot fence. […]

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A Fight Over Buffet Crab Legs Turns into a Swordfight with Tongs

A Fight Over Buffet Crab Legs Turns into a Swordfight with Tongs

| February 28, 2019 | 0 Comments

  Nothing like going to a buffet for dinner and seeing a JOUST break out. Seriously….wish we had video for ya, but sadly we don’t. A woman named Chequita Jenkins was at a buffet restaurant in Huntsville, Alabama last Friday night, and she was waiting for them to bring out more of the most important item […]

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| February 7, 2019 | 0 Comments

See, this is why I never go jogging. A guy was jogging at Horsetooth Mountain in northern Colorado on Monday when a MOUNTAIN LION came up from behind and ATTACKED him. It started biting the guy’s face and arms. But he managed to break free . . . and then he attacked back. He wound […]

A College Student Thought There was a Ghost in Her Closet . . . but

A College Student Thought There was a Ghost in Her Closet . . . but

| February 7, 2019 | 0 Comments

All things considered, I think this woman would’ve PREFERRED that her house was haunted. There’s a college student at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro whose name is Maddie. And lately, she and her roommates have been worried they might have a GHOST in the house. Items had been disappearing, there were strange hand […]

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This Valentine’s Day, Some Zoos Are Letting You Name a Cockroach After Your Ex

This Valentine’s Day, Some Zoos Are Letting You Name a Cockroach After Your Ex

| January 30, 2019 | 0 Comments

If you’re going to be single this Valentine’s Day, instead of going out and trying to find someone new to date . . . why not sit at home getting some passive-aggressive, cathartic revenge against your ex? The Bronx Zoo in New York and a zoo in London called the Hemsley Conservation Center are both offering a Valentine’s Day […]

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A Man Admits He Dated a Cockroach . . . Then

A Man Admits He Dated a Cockroach . . . Then

| January 30, 2019 | 0 Comments

Hey ladies, this guy is now single. There’s a 25-year-old guy named Yuta Shinohara in Japan, and he’s been obsessed with bugs since he was a kid.  And apparently . . . it got so serious that he says he recently DATED a cockroach named Lisa. He says they were exclusive for a YEAR before […]

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Here’s Why You Don’t Do Drugs kids…..

Here’s Why You Don’t Do Drugs kids…..

| January 27, 2019 | 0 Comments

  Here’s why you don’t do drugs, kids. Especially not mind-bending drugs while you’re at SCHOOL . . . A 15-year-old kid near Cincinnati dropped ACID Wednesday morning, and started GROPING several female staff members at his school. First he grabbed his teacher’s boob, then ran out of the building. So a school cop brought […]

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Salvation Army Bell Ringer Got High on PCP

Salvation Army Bell Ringer Got High on PCP

| December 20, 2018 | 0 Comments

I guess it was only a matter of time before a Salvation Army bell ringer heard “no” one too many times . . . and snapped. There’s a 40-year-old guy named David Kelley in Germantown, Maryland.  And last week, he was working as a Salvation Army bell ringer, collecting donations outside Walmart.   Well . […]

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A Walmart Employee Quits by Ranting Over the Store’s Intercom System

A Walmart Employee Quits by Ranting Over the Store’s Intercom System

| December 12, 2018 | 0 Comments

If you’ve ever dreamed of quitting your job in a total BLAZE OF GLORY . . . but you’re too smart, responsible, and stable to do it . . . maybe you can live vicariously through this guy. A guy named Jackson Racicot quit his job at Walmart in Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada last week […]

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A Guy Is Found Guilty of Rubbing His Coworker’s Sandwich on His Body While He Pleasured Himself

A Guy Is Found Guilty of Rubbing His Coworker’s Sandwich on His Body While He Pleasured Himself

| December 12, 2018 | 0 Comments

A guy in Pennsylvania was working at a department store a few years ago when he pleasured himself in the stock room . . . while he rubbed a coworker’s SANDWICH against his body. Then he put the sandwich back in the fridge. And he just got three to 12 months in prison for indecent […]

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