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What Are Friends For???

What Are Friends For???

| September 25, 2018 | 0 Comments

I guess older Americans DO care about new music. A little too much in this case . . . Last Friday, a 71-year-old guy in Greenwood, Indiana named Roger Washburn was hanging out with a friend he’s known for over 50 years. So they go way back. And they started arguing over whether a song […]

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A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

| September 25, 2018 | 0 Comments

The cops in Peoria, Illinois got a call from Walmart last Thursday about a 30-year-old woman who was busted shoplifting a BIBLE. When the cops got there, she told them WHY she’d stolen the Bible. The police report says she claimed, quote, “She was trying to be more Christian.”   She also shoplifted a shirt, […]

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A Woman Throws a Knife at a Guy Even Though He Swore He Didn’t Eat Her Chinese Leftovers

A Woman Throws a Knife at a Guy Even Though He Swore He Didn’t Eat Her Chinese Leftovers

| August 9, 2018 | 0 Comments

One of the best parts of ordering Chinese food is having leftovers. So, yeah, this seems just about right.There’s a 56-year-old woman named Michele Sedlak in North Port, Florida. And last week, she had some Chinese leftovers in the fridge . . . which mysteriously disappeared.She only had one suspect. We’re not sure about her […]

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A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest

A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest

| August 9, 2018 | 0 Comments

Cops near Orlando got into a high-speed chase with three people in a stolen SUV Monday night.They eventually crashed the SUV into a ditch, and two of them got arrested. But a passenger named Jennifer Kaufman tried to get away on foot and ran into a huge field nearby. Which probably seemed like a good […]

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A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . .

A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . .

| August 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy REALLY went out of his way to get arrested.A 32-year-old guy in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada was out with friends at a bar last week. He wanted to drive, but they said he was too drunk.So he got in his car and drove to a police station to take a Breathalyzer test to PROVE […]

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A Made with the “Essence of Hot Underwear Models” Now Exists

A Made with the “Essence of Hot Underwear Models” Now Exists

| August 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

This  might not constitute a “Dummy of the Day”, but we do think it is somewhat foolish. We’ll let you guys be the judge. As there’s more and more craft beer out there and brewers need to come up with creative ingredients and gimmicks to stand out . . . well, that’s when THIS happens. […]

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Ooops

Ooops

| July 31, 2018 | 0 Comments

A guy named James Aubin was arrested for robbing a bank in Dover, New Hampshire last Thursday. But the REAL story is a 30-year-old named Eric Lombari, who saw the cops and assumed they were after HIM. He was out on bail because of a previous drug arrest. And when he saw police start pouring […]

Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . .

Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . .

| July 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

A couple in central Pennsylvania did a bunch of BATH SALTS last Friday, and convinced themselves they were about to be abducted by ALIENS. They saw tiny lights blinking in the sky and thought they were alien laser beams that were somehow tracking them.  So the guy pulled out a GUN and fired it into […]

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A Guy Is Accidentally Released From Jail . . . and His Wife Makes Him Go Back

A Guy Is Accidentally Released From Jail . . . and His Wife Makes Him Go Back

| June 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

There’s a woman in Colorado who’s either VERY law-abiding . . . or really, really likes having the house to herself. A 38-year-old guy named James Rynerson was in jail in Grand Junction, Colorado last month waiting for his trial for menacing, disorderly conduct, and trespassing. But the sheriff’s deputies got him confused with another […]

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A DUI Suspect Tries to Claim His Dog Was the One Driving

A DUI Suspect Tries to Claim His Dog Was the One Driving

| June 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

A 56-year-old guy named Scott Garrett recently got pulled over near Port St. Lucie, Florida after cops saw him swerving all over the road. They smelled alcohol on his breath. And he was also slurring his words . . . had bloodshot eyes . . . couldn’t walk straight . . . and there was […]

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