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A Walmart Employee Quits by Ranting Over the Store’s Intercom System

A Walmart Employee Quits by Ranting Over the Store’s Intercom System

| December 12, 2018 | 0 Comments

If you’ve ever dreamed of quitting your job in a total BLAZE OF GLORY . . . but you’re too smart, responsible, and stable to do it . . . maybe you can live vicariously through this guy. A guy named Jackson Racicot quit his job at Walmart in Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada last week […]

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A Guy Is Found Guilty of Rubbing His Coworker’s Sandwich on His Body While He Pleasured Himself

A Guy Is Found Guilty of Rubbing His Coworker’s Sandwich on His Body While He Pleasured Himself

| December 12, 2018 | 0 Comments

A guy in Pennsylvania was working at a department store a few years ago when he pleasured himself in the stock room . . . while he rubbed a coworker’s SANDWICH against his body. Then he put the sandwich back in the fridge. And he just got three to 12 months in prison for indecent […]

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The Cops Are Looking for a Guy Who Shoved a Footlong Into His…..

The Cops Are Looking for a Guy Who Shoved a Footlong Into His…..

| December 12, 2018 | 0 Comments

Oh man, if the cops are really looking for a guy with a footlong in his pants, then I’m definitely going to get dragged in for questioning. Heh. A guy went into a gas station in Lakeland, Florida a few weeks ago and grabbed a footlong sandwich off the shelf. Then . . . he […]

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Cheesecake Factory Gave Out Free Slices Yesterday . . . Which Led to Chaos and at Least One Arrest

Cheesecake Factory Gave Out Free Slices Yesterday . . . Which Led to Chaos and at Least One Arrest

| December 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

It’s amazing what people will do to save six bucks. Yesterday was the Cheesecake Factory’s 40th anniversary, so they gave away 40,000 free slices of cheesecake to celebrate. And the only way to get those slices was to order them on DoorDash. And it was a cool idea . . . in theory. What really […]

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A 300-Pound Woman Confesses to Murdering Her 120-Pound Boyfriend by…..

A 300-Pound Woman Confesses to Murdering Her 120-Pound Boyfriend by…..

| December 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

  Not to make light of the story we’ve got right here . . . but this….this is just….wow. There’s a 44-year-old woman named Windi Thomas in Erie, Pennsylvania.  And she just pleaded guilty to murdering her 44-year-old boyfriend Keeno Butler back in March. How’d she do it?  Windi checks in at over 300 POUNDS […]

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SHE IS BIG MAD!!!

SHE IS BIG MAD!!!

| December 4, 2018 | 0 Comments

  This doesn’t seem like an overreaction or anything. A woman went into a deli in Philadelphia a few weeks ago and said she wanted to buy beer . . . but she didn’t have any money.  And the owner said no, you can’t have free beer. Which apparently made her so angry that she […]

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Tree of Giving 2018

Tree of Giving 2018

| November 27, 2018 | 0 Comments

The 15th Annual Tree of Giving campaign is under way! Black Crow Media, along with Southeastern Credit Union, has partnered with various businesses in the area to help local children in need fulfill their Christmas wishes. There are so many needs right in our own backyard…Lists are supplied by social workers from the Lowndes County […]

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What Are Friends For???

What Are Friends For???

| September 25, 2018 | 0 Comments

I guess older Americans DO care about new music. A little too much in this case . . . Last Friday, a 71-year-old guy in Greenwood, Indiana named Roger Washburn was hanging out with a friend he’s known for over 50 years. So they go way back. And they started arguing over whether a song […]

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A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

| September 25, 2018 | 0 Comments

The cops in Peoria, Illinois got a call from Walmart last Thursday about a 30-year-old woman who was busted shoplifting a BIBLE. When the cops got there, she told them WHY she’d stolen the Bible. The police report says she claimed, quote, “She was trying to be more Christian.”   She also shoplifted a shirt, […]

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A Woman Throws a Knife at a Guy Even Though He Swore He Didn’t Eat Her Chinese Leftovers

A Woman Throws a Knife at a Guy Even Though He Swore He Didn’t Eat Her Chinese Leftovers

| August 9, 2018 | 0 Comments

One of the best parts of ordering Chinese food is having leftovers. So, yeah, this seems just about right.There’s a 56-year-old woman named Michele Sedlak in North Port, Florida. And last week, she had some Chinese leftovers in the fridge . . . which mysteriously disappeared.She only had one suspect. We’re not sure about her […]

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