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A Mom Used a Taser on Her Son to Wake Him Up For Church on Easter

A Mom Used a Taser on Her Son to Wake Him Up For Church on Easter

| April 4, 2018 | 0 Comments

I don’t personally know Jesus, but I can guarantee you he wouldn’t approve of THIS. A 40-year-old woman named Sharron Dobbins from Phoenix wanted her 16-year-old son to wake up early on Sunday to go to church for Easter.  Or, as she says, quote, “I said, ‘Get up!  It’s Jesus’s day!’” But when he wouldn’t […]

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A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth!

A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth!

| March 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy’s obviously got some mental health issues, so we don’t want to rip on him too much.  But he placed one of the best 911 calls we’ve heard this year. 46-year-old Richard Quintero called 911 in High Point, North Carolina last Thursday.  (About 75 miles northeast of Charlotte.) And he just wanted to let them […]

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Police Catch a Shoplifter Because He Always Takes the Exact Same Escape Route

Police Catch a Shoplifter Because He Always Takes the Exact Same Escape Route

| March 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy is in jail specifically because of his remarkable lack of creativity. There’s a 30-year-old guy from Seattle who has robbed the same Costco a few times recently. And he always does the same thing: He grabs some electronics and heads out through the same emergency exit. So when the security guards spotted him […]

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Ma’am….this is a jail….Not a Drive Thru!

Ma’am….this is a jail….Not a Drive Thru!

| March 20, 2018 | 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine getting drunk enough to make THIS mistake. A 44-year-old woman named Lizabeth Ildefonso was driving drunk in Riverhead, New York on Friday morning, and apparently she really wanted a breakfast sandwich. So she pulled into a drive-thru and ordered a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. Well . . . she THOUGHT […]

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A Woman Makes Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Cubes to Serve to Guests She Doesn’t Like

A Woman Makes Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Cubes to Serve to Guests She Doesn’t Like

| March 14, 2018 | 0 Comments

This is a legendary passive-aggressive move right here. A woman on Twitter named Angela Brisk just posted her method for sticking it to any guests she has over to her house who she doesn’t really like. It’s not clear why she’s having people over who she doesn’t like, but that’s not the point. Angela boils […]

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An Arson Suspect Swears He Was Just Trying to Burn Some Cockroaches

An Arson Suspect Swears He Was Just Trying to Burn Some Cockroaches

| March 14, 2018 | 0 Comments

There have been a lot of cases of people accidentally burning down their homes when they tried to use FIRE to get rid of insects. And apparently it’s SO common that it’s now an ALIBI. A 55-year-old guy named Christopher Reidy from Huntsville, Alabama was arrested on Sunday for setting a bulletin board on fire […]

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A Woman Squeezes Through a Tiny Slot in a Claw Game to Steal Seven Stuffed Animals

A Woman Squeezes Through a Tiny Slot in a Claw Game to Steal Seven Stuffed Animals

| February 28, 2018 | 0 Comments

Now this is just some serious flexibility going to waste. A 34-year-old woman in Taichung, Taiwan was playing one of those claw games earlier this month, but she couldn’t grab any of the stuffed animals. So she took advantage of her remarkable flexibility by wedging herself through the 10-inch opening on the game . . […]

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A College Student Finds Out Her Dad Is Not…..

A College Student Finds Out Her Dad Is Not…..

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

Okay, so this story comes from someone on Twitter, so we can’t guarantee it’s true . . . but who would make it up? Anya Hettich is a student at California State University, San Bernardino. And last week, something CRAZY happened during her biology class, so she tweeted out the entire saga. The class was […]

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She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

I can’t believe I’m sitting here, an internationally respected and beloved broadcaster, using my world class brain power to try to roughly estimate the size, volume, and density of a random woman’s feces. But here we are. A 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas. And when she […]

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An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

| February 23, 2018 | 0 Comments

See, this is why I would only hire a detail-oriented prostitute. Someone in Cape Coral, Florida found an escort on the website Backpage.com earlier this week and had her come over at 2:30 A.M. She’s a 26-year-old named Linda Elkins. And she brought along a 26-year-old guy named Bosha Dawes, who she called her, quote, […]

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