Tag: CRAZY NEWS

A Woman Makes Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Cubes to Serve to Guests She Doesn’t Like

A Woman Makes Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Cubes to Serve to Guests She Doesn’t Like

| March 14, 2018 | 0 Comments

This is a legendary passive-aggressive move right here. A woman on Twitter named Angela Brisk just posted her method for sticking it to any guests she has over to her house who she doesn’t really like. It’s not clear why she’s having people over who she doesn’t like, but that’s not the point. Angela boils […]

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She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

I can’t believe I’m sitting here, an internationally respected and beloved broadcaster, using my world class brain power to try to roughly estimate the size, volume, and density of a random woman’s feces. But here we are. A 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas. And when she […]

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An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

| February 23, 2018 | 0 Comments

See, this is why I would only hire a detail-oriented prostitute. Someone in Cape Coral, Florida found an escort on the website Backpage.com earlier this week and had her come over at 2:30 A.M. She’s a 26-year-old named Linda Elkins. And she brought along a 26-year-old guy named Bosha Dawes, who she called her, quote, […]

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A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . .

A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . .

| February 22, 2018 | 0 Comments

There’s no RIGHT way to react to losing a bunch of stuff in a divorce . . . but there’s definitely a WRONG way.  And this is it. A 41-year-old woman named Adrienne Satterly from Hiram, Georgia is getting divorced, and on Saturday, she found out she was losing her home to her ex. So […]

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A Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by…..

A Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by…..

| February 21, 2018 | 0 Comments

A woman was shopping at a Menards hardware store in Indianapolis last week, and a security guard spotted her shoplifting a video camera. He called the cops, and then he went up to the woman to keep her in the store until they showed up. He didn’t realize she had countermeasures ready. According to the […]

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A 73-Year-Old Breaks His Neck in a Motorbike Accident . . . Then Drives Himself Home

A 73-Year-Old Breaks His Neck in a Motorbike Accident . . . Then Drives Himself Home

| January 17, 2018 | 0 Comments

I hope I’m this badass when I’m 73.  I mean, I’m not that badass now, but you can learn to be tough . . . right? Anyway…..A 73-year-old beet farmer named Jim in West Gippsland, Australia was riding his motorbike last month looking for grasshoppers on his farm when he hit a divot and went […]

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A Guy Calls 911 to Report Drunk Driving…

A Guy Calls 911 to Report Drunk Driving…

| January 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

A 39-year-old guy named Michael Lester from Winter Haven, Florida was driving on New Year’s Eve when he called 911 to report a drunk driver. . . . . Himself. That’s right . . . Michael called 911 and told the dispatcher, quote, “I’m just drunk driving” and he wanted the cops to come get […]

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Cops Arrest a Nigerian Prince Email Scammer . . . Who Turns Out to Be a 67-Year-Old Who now?

Cops Arrest a Nigerian Prince Email Scammer . . . Who Turns Out to Be a 67-Year-Old Who now?

| January 5, 2018 | 3 Comments

One of the most famous email scams is the one where you get an email from a Nigerian prince who promises to send you millions of dollars if you just give him a few thousand to cover the cost of the transfer. Well . . . a guy running one of those scams was just […]

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So we stealing trains now???

So we stealing trains now???

| November 20, 2017 | 0 Comments

I guess this guy couldn’t find a friend to pick him up? A 20-year-old guy named Julio Rodriguez was released from jail in Phoenix earlier this month. He wound up wandering to a Union Pacific railyard . . . and he decided to steal an ENTIRE TRAIN. He hopped into the engineer’s seat in a […]

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