Tag: crazy

| February 7, 2019 | 0 Comments

See, this is why I never go jogging. A guy was jogging at Horsetooth Mountain in northern Colorado on Monday when a MOUNTAIN LION came up from behind and ATTACKED him. It started biting the guy’s face and arms. But he managed to break free . . . and then he attacked back. He wound […]

This Valentine’s Day, Some Zoos Are Letting You Name a Cockroach After Your Ex

This Valentine’s Day, Some Zoos Are Letting You Name a Cockroach After Your Ex

| January 30, 2019 | 0 Comments

If you’re going to be single this Valentine’s Day, instead of going out and trying to find someone new to date . . . why not sit at home getting some passive-aggressive, cathartic revenge against your ex? The Bronx Zoo in New York and a zoo in London called the Hemsley Conservation Center are both offering a Valentine’s Day […]

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Here’s Why You Don’t Do Drugs kids…..

Here’s Why You Don’t Do Drugs kids…..

| January 27, 2019 | 0 Comments

  Here’s why you don’t do drugs, kids. Especially not mind-bending drugs while you’re at SCHOOL . . . A 15-year-old kid near Cincinnati dropped ACID Wednesday morning, and started GROPING several female staff members at his school. First he grabbed his teacher’s boob, then ran out of the building. So a school cop brought […]

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Salvation Army Bell Ringer Got High on PCP

Salvation Army Bell Ringer Got High on PCP

| December 20, 2018 | 0 Comments

I guess it was only a matter of time before a Salvation Army bell ringer heard “no” one too many times . . . and snapped. There’s a 40-year-old guy named David Kelley in Germantown, Maryland.  And last week, he was working as a Salvation Army bell ringer, collecting donations outside Walmart.   Well . […]

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The Cops Are Looking for a Guy Who Shoved a Footlong Into His…..

The Cops Are Looking for a Guy Who Shoved a Footlong Into His…..

| December 12, 2018 | 0 Comments

Oh man, if the cops are really looking for a guy with a footlong in his pants, then I’m definitely going to get dragged in for questioning. Heh. A guy went into a gas station in Lakeland, Florida a few weeks ago and grabbed a footlong sandwich off the shelf. Then . . . he […]

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Cheesecake Factory Gave Out Free Slices Yesterday . . . Which Led to Chaos and at Least One Arrest

Cheesecake Factory Gave Out Free Slices Yesterday . . . Which Led to Chaos and at Least One Arrest

| December 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

It’s amazing what people will do to save six bucks. Yesterday was the Cheesecake Factory’s 40th anniversary, so they gave away 40,000 free slices of cheesecake to celebrate. And the only way to get those slices was to order them on DoorDash. And it was a cool idea . . . in theory. What really […]

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A 300-Pound Woman Confesses to Murdering Her 120-Pound Boyfriend by…..

A 300-Pound Woman Confesses to Murdering Her 120-Pound Boyfriend by…..

| December 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

  Not to make light of the story we’ve got right here . . . but this….this is just….wow. There’s a 44-year-old woman named Windi Thomas in Erie, Pennsylvania.  And she just pleaded guilty to murdering her 44-year-old boyfriend Keeno Butler back in March. How’d she do it?  Windi checks in at over 300 POUNDS […]

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SHE IS BIG MAD!!!

SHE IS BIG MAD!!!

| December 4, 2018 | 0 Comments

  This doesn’t seem like an overreaction or anything. A woman went into a deli in Philadelphia a few weeks ago and said she wanted to buy beer . . . but she didn’t have any money.  And the owner said no, you can’t have free beer. Which apparently made her so angry that she […]

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A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

| September 25, 2018 | 0 Comments

The cops in Peoria, Illinois got a call from Walmart last Thursday about a 30-year-old woman who was busted shoplifting a BIBLE. When the cops got there, she told them WHY she’d stolen the Bible. The police report says she claimed, quote, “She was trying to be more Christian.”   She also shoplifted a shirt, […]

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A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest

A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest

| August 9, 2018 | 0 Comments

Cops near Orlando got into a high-speed chase with three people in a stolen SUV Monday night.They eventually crashed the SUV into a ditch, and two of them got arrested. But a passenger named Jennifer Kaufman tried to get away on foot and ran into a huge field nearby. Which probably seemed like a good […]

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