Tag: crazy

A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

| September 25, 2018 | 0 Comments

The cops in Peoria, Illinois got a call from Walmart last Thursday about a 30-year-old woman who was busted shoplifting a BIBLE. When the cops got there, she told them WHY she’d stolen the Bible. The police report says she claimed, quote, “She was trying to be more Christian.”   She also shoplifted a shirt, […]

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A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest

A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest

| August 9, 2018 | 0 Comments

Cops near Orlando got into a high-speed chase with three people in a stolen SUV Monday night.They eventually crashed the SUV into a ditch, and two of them got arrested. But a passenger named Jennifer Kaufman tried to get away on foot and ran into a huge field nearby. Which probably seemed like a good […]

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A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . .

A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . .

| August 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy REALLY went out of his way to get arrested.A 32-year-old guy in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada was out with friends at a bar last week. He wanted to drive, but they said he was too drunk.So he got in his car and drove to a police station to take a Breathalyzer test to PROVE […]

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A Made with the “Essence of Hot Underwear Models” Now Exists

A Made with the “Essence of Hot Underwear Models” Now Exists

| August 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

This  might not constitute a “Dummy of the Day”, but we do think it is somewhat foolish. We’ll let you guys be the judge. As there’s more and more craft beer out there and brewers need to come up with creative ingredients and gimmicks to stand out . . . well, that’s when THIS happens. […]

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Ooops

Ooops

| July 31, 2018 | 0 Comments

A guy named James Aubin was arrested for robbing a bank in Dover, New Hampshire last Thursday. But the REAL story is a 30-year-old named Eric Lombari, who saw the cops and assumed they were after HIM. He was out on bail because of a previous drug arrest. And when he saw police start pouring […]

A Guy Is Accidentally Released From Jail . . . and His Wife Makes Him Go Back

A Guy Is Accidentally Released From Jail . . . and His Wife Makes Him Go Back

| June 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

There’s a woman in Colorado who’s either VERY law-abiding . . . or really, really likes having the house to herself. A 38-year-old guy named James Rynerson was in jail in Grand Junction, Colorado last month waiting for his trial for menacing, disorderly conduct, and trespassing. But the sheriff’s deputies got him confused with another […]

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A DUI Suspect Tries to Claim His Dog Was the One Driving

A DUI Suspect Tries to Claim His Dog Was the One Driving

| June 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

A 56-year-old guy named Scott Garrett recently got pulled over near Port St. Lucie, Florida after cops saw him swerving all over the road. They smelled alcohol on his breath. And he was also slurring his words . . . had bloodshot eyes . . . couldn’t walk straight . . . and there was […]

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What’s the Dumbest Lie You’ve Ever Told???

What’s the Dumbest Lie You’ve Ever Told???

| June 19, 2018 | 0 Comments

Have you ever told a lie for absolutely no reason and then wondered why the hell you did it?  Of course you have.  And if you say you haven’t, well isn’t THAT a dumb lie? People on Twitter are sharing the dumbest lie they ever told . . . the kinds of lies you didn’t […]

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A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

| June 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

This story plays out pretty much how you’d expect. The guy’s quick getaway plan never had a chance . . . A 33-year-old idiot in Gainesville, Florida named David Yates was huffing compressed air in his car on Sunday, and passed out. When cops found him, he was slumped over the wheel with his engine […]

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The Next Big Food Could Be . . . Cockroach Milk???

The Next Big Food Could Be . . . Cockroach Milk???

| May 30, 2018 | 0 Comments

If you think about it, it’s kind of gross that we drink ANY animal milk.  Like, they make that stuff to feed their babies, and we just pump it out of them by the truckload and chug it down.  But this is WORSE. Apparently, the next big trend in milk could be . . . […]

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