Tag: drugs are bad

Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . .

Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . .

| July 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

A couple in central Pennsylvania did a bunch of BATH SALTS last Friday, and convinced themselves they were about to be abducted by ALIENS. They saw tiny lights blinking in the sky and thought they were alien laser beams that were somehow tracking them.  So the guy pulled out a GUN and fired it into […]

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Ma’am….this is a jail….Not a Drive Thru!

Ma’am….this is a jail….Not a Drive Thru!

| March 20, 2018 | 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine getting drunk enough to make THIS mistake. A 44-year-old woman named Lizabeth Ildefonso was driving drunk in Riverhead, New York on Friday morning, and apparently she really wanted a breakfast sandwich. So she pulled into a drive-thru and ordered a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. Well . . . she THOUGHT […]

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An Arson Suspect Swears He Was Just Trying to Burn Some Cockroaches

An Arson Suspect Swears He Was Just Trying to Burn Some Cockroaches

| March 14, 2018 | 0 Comments

There have been a lot of cases of people accidentally burning down their homes when they tried to use FIRE to get rid of insects. And apparently it’s SO common that it’s now an ALIBI. A 55-year-old guy named Christopher Reidy from Huntsville, Alabama was arrested on Sunday for setting a bulletin board on fire […]

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She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

I can’t believe I’m sitting here, an internationally respected and beloved broadcaster, using my world class brain power to try to roughly estimate the size, volume, and density of a random woman’s feces. But here we are. A 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas. And when she […]

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A Guy Calls 911 to Report Drunk Driving…

A Guy Calls 911 to Report Drunk Driving…

| January 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

A 39-year-old guy named Michael Lester from Winter Haven, Florida was driving on New Year’s Eve when he called 911 to report a drunk driver. . . . . Himself. That’s right . . . Michael called 911 and told the dispatcher, quote, “I’m just drunk driving” and he wanted the cops to come get […]

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