Tag: drugs

A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest

A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest

| August 9, 2018 | 0 Comments

Cops near Orlando got into a high-speed chase with three people in a stolen SUV Monday night.They eventually crashed the SUV into a ditch, and two of them got arrested. But a passenger named Jennifer Kaufman tried to get away on foot and ran into a huge field nearby. Which probably seemed like a good […]

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A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

| June 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

This story plays out pretty much how you’d expect. The guy’s quick getaway plan never had a chance . . . A 33-year-old idiot in Gainesville, Florida named David Yates was huffing compressed air in his car on Sunday, and passed out. When cops found him, he was slumped over the wheel with his engine […]

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A Guy Drops Acid, Covers Himself in Cooking Oil, and Fights the Cops

A Guy Drops Acid, Covers Himself in Cooking Oil, and Fights the Cops

| February 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

Someone should turn this into an after-school special.  This is why you don’t do drugs, kids . . . A 19-year-old guy in Pennsylvania named Lonnie Beatty did a bunch of ACID last month and started destroying the inside of his family’s trailer, about 30 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. He also tried to attack several […]

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