Tag: drunk

A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . .

A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . .

| August 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy REALLY went out of his way to get arrested.A 32-year-old guy in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada was out with friends at a bar last week. He wanted to drive, but they said he was too drunk.So he got in his car and drove to a police station to take a Breathalyzer test to PROVE […]

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A DUI Suspect Tries to Claim His Dog Was the One Driving

A DUI Suspect Tries to Claim His Dog Was the One Driving

| June 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

A 56-year-old guy named Scott Garrett recently got pulled over near Port St. Lucie, Florida after cops saw him swerving all over the road. They smelled alcohol on his breath. And he was also slurring his words . . . had bloodshot eyes . . . couldn’t walk straight . . . and there was […]

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A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

| June 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

This story plays out pretty much how you’d expect. The guy’s quick getaway plan never had a chance . . . A 33-year-old idiot in Gainesville, Florida named David Yates was huffing compressed air in his car on Sunday, and passed out. When cops found him, he was slumped over the wheel with his engine […]

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A Drunk, Topless Woman Called the Cops After a Friend Tried to Cut Her Off

A Drunk, Topless Woman Called the Cops After a Friend Tried to Cut Her Off

| May 2, 2018 | 0 Comments

A 32-year-old woman named Jane Marie Rome got drunk at a sports bar in Melbourne, Florida last Wednesday.   Her friend tried to convince her she didn’t need another drink, which of course started an argument.  So Jane decided to call the cops for no good reason.   When they got there, she was stumbling […]

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Ma’am….this is a jail….Not a Drive Thru!

Ma’am….this is a jail….Not a Drive Thru!

| March 20, 2018 | 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine getting drunk enough to make THIS mistake. A 44-year-old woman named Lizabeth Ildefonso was driving drunk in Riverhead, New York on Friday morning, and apparently she really wanted a breakfast sandwich. So she pulled into a drive-thru and ordered a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. Well . . . she THOUGHT […]

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A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

| January 17, 2018 | 0 Comments

I have so many questions about this story. A 35-year-old guy was speeding and swerving through Wayne, New Jersey on Saturday night, so the cops pulled him over. He was slurring his speech and making strange hand movements, so the cops knew he was on SOMETHING, they just weren’t sure what.  And then they spotted […]

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A Possum Breaks Into a Liquor Store and…..

A Possum Breaks Into a Liquor Store and…..

| December 4, 2017 | 0 Comments

It’s a sad day when giant nasty rats are partying harder than we are. A POSSUM managed to break into a liquor store in Fort Walton Beach, Florida last week.  We’re not sure WHY he went in there, but apparently once he was inside, he took advantage of the situation . . . and cracked […]

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