Tag: dummy of the day

A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . .

A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . .

| August 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy REALLY went out of his way to get arrested.A 32-year-old guy in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada was out with friends at a bar last week. He wanted to drive, but they said he was too drunk.So he got in his car and drove to a police station to take a Breathalyzer test to PROVE […]

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A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

| June 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

This story plays out pretty much how you’d expect. The guy’s quick getaway plan never had a chance . . . A 33-year-old idiot in Gainesville, Florida named David Yates was huffing compressed air in his car on Sunday, and passed out. When cops found him, he was slumped over the wheel with his engine […]

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A Woman Gets Arrested for Dancing on the Bar at Applebee’s

A Woman Gets Arrested for Dancing on the Bar at Applebee’s

| April 23, 2018 | 0 Comments

  Cops in  last Wednesday Laredo, Texas got a call around 1:00 in the morning . . . after a woman wouldn’t stop dancing on the bar at her local APPLEBEE’S. It turned out to be a 34-year-old named Priscilla Flores.  She had bloodshot eyes and could barely stand when the cops showed up and […]

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A Delta Passenger Threw Coffee, Overturned a Drink Cart, and Assaulted an Air Marshal

A Delta Passenger Threw Coffee, Overturned a Drink Cart, and Assaulted an Air Marshal

| April 23, 2018 | 0 Comments

  A 45-year-old woman named Sarah Beach was on a Delta flight from London to Salt Lake City on Thursday.  She’s an American who’s been living in England. And while they were over the ocean, she started SPRINTING up and down the aisle . . . threw a cup of coffee on half-a-dozen passengers . […]

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Ma’am….this is a jail….Not a Drive Thru!

Ma’am….this is a jail….Not a Drive Thru!

| March 20, 2018 | 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine getting drunk enough to make THIS mistake. A 44-year-old woman named Lizabeth Ildefonso was driving drunk in Riverhead, New York on Friday morning, and apparently she really wanted a breakfast sandwich. So she pulled into a drive-thru and ordered a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. Well . . . she THOUGHT […]

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A Woman Squeezes Through a Tiny Slot in a Claw Game to Steal Seven Stuffed Animals

A Woman Squeezes Through a Tiny Slot in a Claw Game to Steal Seven Stuffed Animals

| February 28, 2018 | 0 Comments

Now this is just some serious flexibility going to waste. A 34-year-old woman in Taichung, Taiwan was playing one of those claw games earlier this month, but she couldn’t grab any of the stuffed animals. So she took advantage of her remarkable flexibility by wedging herself through the 10-inch opening on the game . . […]

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A Man Flipped Out Because Waffle House Didn’t Have Barbecue Sauce

A Man Flipped Out Because Waffle House Didn’t Have Barbecue Sauce

| January 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

We don’t know what this guy was eating. But if he planned to put barbecue sauce on his eggs OR waffles, maybe he deserves to be in jail . . . 43-year-old Willie Drake was at a Waffle House in Macon, Georgia last Tuesday night, and asked for some barbecue sauce. Apparently they don’t stock […]

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THIS IS ONE WAY TO HANDLE A SITUATION

THIS IS ONE WAY TO HANDLE A SITUATION

| November 29, 2017 | 0 Comments

GUESS THIS IS ONE WAY TO HANDLE THE SITUATION IF YOU DON’T LIKE YOUR NEIGHBOR’S DOGS? A 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN NAMED LORI JO MATTHEWS IN THE VILLAGES, FLORIDA GOT ANGRY ON SUNDAY WHEN HER NEIGHBORS LET THEIR DOGS OUT INTO THE YARD TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES. APPARENTLY THE DOGS WERE BARKING, SO LORI RESPONDED BY . . […]

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AN 8-YEAR-OLD DITCHED HER MOM ON BLACK FRIDAY

AN 8-YEAR-OLD DITCHED HER MOM ON BLACK FRIDAY

| November 29, 2017 | 0 Comments

THIS KID EITHER HATES BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING, OR HER MOM LOVES IT SO MUCH SHE WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION. MAYBE BOTH . . . AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD GIRL WAS OUT SHOPPING WITH HER MOM LAST FRIDAY IN ANDERSON, INDIANA. IT’S NOT CLEAR WHY, BUT SHE DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH, AND DITCHED HER MOM . . . JUMPED […]

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