Tag: funny

Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . .

Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . .

| July 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

A couple in central Pennsylvania did a bunch of BATH SALTS last Friday, and convinced themselves they were about to be abducted by ALIENS. They saw tiny lights blinking in the sky and thought they were alien laser beams that were somehow tracking them.  So the guy pulled out a GUN and fired it into […]

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A Guy Is Accidentally Released From Jail . . . and His Wife Makes Him Go Back

A Guy Is Accidentally Released From Jail . . . and His Wife Makes Him Go Back

| June 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

There’s a woman in Colorado who’s either VERY law-abiding . . . or really, really likes having the house to herself. A 38-year-old guy named James Rynerson was in jail in Grand Junction, Colorado last month waiting for his trial for menacing, disorderly conduct, and trespassing. But the sheriff’s deputies got him confused with another […]

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A DUI Suspect Tries to Claim His Dog Was the One Driving

A DUI Suspect Tries to Claim His Dog Was the One Driving

| June 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

A 56-year-old guy named Scott Garrett recently got pulled over near Port St. Lucie, Florida after cops saw him swerving all over the road. They smelled alcohol on his breath. And he was also slurring his words . . . had bloodshot eyes . . . couldn’t walk straight . . . and there was […]

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What’s the Dumbest Lie You’ve Ever Told???

What’s the Dumbest Lie You’ve Ever Told???

| June 19, 2018 | 0 Comments

Have you ever told a lie for absolutely no reason and then wondered why the hell you did it?  Of course you have.  And if you say you haven’t, well isn’t THAT a dumb lie? People on Twitter are sharing the dumbest lie they ever told . . . the kinds of lies you didn’t […]

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A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

| June 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

This story plays out pretty much how you’d expect. The guy’s quick getaway plan never had a chance . . . A 33-year-old idiot in Gainesville, Florida named David Yates was huffing compressed air in his car on Sunday, and passed out. When cops found him, he was slumped over the wheel with his engine […]

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Someone Drove Their SUV Into a Lake to Win a Bet and Got Their Friend Arrested

Someone Drove Their SUV Into a Lake to Win a Bet and Got Their Friend Arrested

| May 11, 2018 | 3 Comments

28-year-old Reymundo Aispiro was hanging out with some friends at Lake Havasu in Arizona on Saturday.   And his friend made a bet with someone about how far they could drive INTO the lake without getting their SUV stuck.  (???)   It’s not clear if Reymundo was on the other side of that bet or not.  […]

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A Drunk, Topless Woman Called the Cops After a Friend Tried to Cut Her Off

A Drunk, Topless Woman Called the Cops After a Friend Tried to Cut Her Off

| May 2, 2018 | 0 Comments

A 32-year-old woman named Jane Marie Rome got drunk at a sports bar in Melbourne, Florida last Wednesday.   Her friend tried to convince her she didn’t need another drink, which of course started an argument.  So Jane decided to call the cops for no good reason.   When they got there, she was stumbling […]

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A Woman Smashes Up a Popeyes When She Gets Their $4 Meal Confused with Wendy’s

A Woman Smashes Up a Popeyes When She Gets Their $4 Meal Confused with Wendy’s

| May 1, 2018 | 0 Comments

All of the fast food chains are working so hard to stuff us full of fried food at rock bottom prices . . . maybe this kind of mix-up was inevitable? A woman went into a Popeyes in Staten Island, New York earlier this month and ordered their $4 deal. It comes with chicken strips, […]

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A Canadian Guy Robs a Tim Horton’s and Then Attempts to Flee on a Public Ferry

A Canadian Guy Robs a Tim Horton’s and Then Attempts to Flee on a Public Ferry

| May 1, 2018 | 0 Comments

A guy in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia went into Canada’s signature fast food chain, Tim Horton’s, on Friday night.  He said he had a weapon, and the cashier gave him some money. Then he took off.  And his getaway car was . . . a FERRY. His plan was to ride the ferry across the harbor […]

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A Woman Gets Arrested for Dancing on the Bar at Applebee’s

A Woman Gets Arrested for Dancing on the Bar at Applebee’s

| April 23, 2018 | 0 Comments

  Cops in  last Wednesday Laredo, Texas got a call around 1:00 in the morning . . . after a woman wouldn’t stop dancing on the bar at her local APPLEBEE’S. It turned out to be a 34-year-old named Priscilla Flores.  She had bloodshot eyes and could barely stand when the cops showed up and […]

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