Tag: funny

A Woman Says She’s Had Sex with 20 Ghosts, and She Likes Them Better Than Men

A Woman Says She’s Had Sex with 20 Ghosts, and She Likes Them Better Than Men

| December 11, 2017 | 0 Comments

What’s better than having a normal sex life?  Having a PARANORMAL sex life.  I guess. There’s a woman in Bristol, England named Amethyst Realm.  I’m guessing that’s not her real name, considering she works as a spiritual guidance counselor. And she recently made a big life change.  She stopped dating men . . . and […]

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A Possum Breaks Into a Liquor Store and…..

A Possum Breaks Into a Liquor Store and…..

| December 4, 2017 | 0 Comments

It’s a sad day when giant nasty rats are partying harder than we are. A POSSUM managed to break into a liquor store in Fort Walton Beach, Florida last week.  We’re not sure WHY he went in there, but apparently once he was inside, he took advantage of the situation . . . and cracked […]

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THIS IS ONE WAY TO HANDLE A SITUATION

THIS IS ONE WAY TO HANDLE A SITUATION

| November 29, 2017 | 0 Comments

GUESS THIS IS ONE WAY TO HANDLE THE SITUATION IF YOU DON’T LIKE YOUR NEIGHBOR’S DOGS? A 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN NAMED LORI JO MATTHEWS IN THE VILLAGES, FLORIDA GOT ANGRY ON SUNDAY WHEN HER NEIGHBORS LET THEIR DOGS OUT INTO THE YARD TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES. APPARENTLY THE DOGS WERE BARKING, SO LORI RESPONDED BY . . […]

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AN 8-YEAR-OLD DITCHED HER MOM ON BLACK FRIDAY

AN 8-YEAR-OLD DITCHED HER MOM ON BLACK FRIDAY

| November 29, 2017 | 0 Comments

THIS KID EITHER HATES BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING, OR HER MOM LOVES IT SO MUCH SHE WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION. MAYBE BOTH . . . AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD GIRL WAS OUT SHOPPING WITH HER MOM LAST FRIDAY IN ANDERSON, INDIANA. IT’S NOT CLEAR WHY, BUT SHE DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH, AND DITCHED HER MOM . . . JUMPED […]

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Say What Now???

Say What Now???

| November 21, 2017 | 0 Comments

Man I’m not sure what these people are on, but really??? Really???  The Old Homestead Steakhouse in New York City is open on Thursday and they’re serving the most expensive Thanksgiving dinner in the country. If you want it, it’ll run you $76,000. What could possibly cost that much? 1. The turkey is $105-a-pound […]

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So we stealing trains now???

So we stealing trains now???

| November 20, 2017 | 0 Comments

I guess this guy couldn’t find a friend to pick him up? A 20-year-old guy named Julio Rodriguez was released from jail in Phoenix earlier this month. He wound up wandering to a Union Pacific railyard . . . and he decided to steal an ENTIRE TRAIN. He hopped into the engineer’s seat in a […]

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