Tag: LOL

A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth!

A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth!

| March 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy’s obviously got some mental health issues, so we don’t want to rip on him too much.  But he placed one of the best 911 calls we’ve heard this year. 46-year-old Richard Quintero called 911 in High Point, North Carolina last Thursday.  (About 75 miles northeast of Charlotte.) And he just wanted to let them […]

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An Arson Suspect Swears He Was Just Trying to Burn Some Cockroaches

An Arson Suspect Swears He Was Just Trying to Burn Some Cockroaches

| March 14, 2018 | 0 Comments

There have been a lot of cases of people accidentally burning down their homes when they tried to use FIRE to get rid of insects. And apparently it’s SO common that it’s now an ALIBI. A 55-year-old guy named Christopher Reidy from Huntsville, Alabama was arrested on Sunday for setting a bulletin board on fire […]

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An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

| February 23, 2018 | 0 Comments

See, this is why I would only hire a detail-oriented prostitute. Someone in Cape Coral, Florida found an escort on the website Backpage.com earlier this week and had her come over at 2:30 A.M. She’s a 26-year-old named Linda Elkins. And she brought along a 26-year-old guy named Bosha Dawes, who she called her, quote, […]

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A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

| January 17, 2018 | 0 Comments

I have so many questions about this story. A 35-year-old guy was speeding and swerving through Wayne, New Jersey on Saturday night, so the cops pulled him over. He was slurring his speech and making strange hand movements, so the cops knew he was on SOMETHING, they just weren’t sure what.  And then they spotted […]

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A Guy Needs Advice About His Girlfriend’s Fetish For…..

A Guy Needs Advice About His Girlfriend’s Fetish For…..

| January 15, 2018 | 0 Comments

The world must be running out of weird stuff to try in bed, because how is THIS a thing? Some guy went on Reddit last week looking for advice on what to do about his girlfriend’s weird fetish that involves feeding him PRE-CHEWED FOOD . . . like a bird. In case that’s not clear, […]

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Cops Arrest a Nigerian Prince Email Scammer . . . Who Turns Out to Be a 67-Year-Old Who now?

Cops Arrest a Nigerian Prince Email Scammer . . . Who Turns Out to Be a 67-Year-Old Who now?

| January 5, 2018 | 3 Comments

One of the most famous email scams is the one where you get an email from a Nigerian prince who promises to send you millions of dollars if you just give him a few thousand to cover the cost of the transfer. Well . . . a guy running one of those scams was just […]

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