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Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . .

Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . .

| July 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

A couple in central Pennsylvania did a bunch of BATH SALTS last Friday, and convinced themselves they were about to be abducted by ALIENS. They saw tiny lights blinking in the sky and thought they were alien laser beams that were somehow tracking them.  So the guy pulled out a GUN and fired it into […]

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A 73-Year-Old Breaks His Neck in a Motorbike Accident . . . Then Drives Himself Home

A 73-Year-Old Breaks His Neck in a Motorbike Accident . . . Then Drives Himself Home

| January 17, 2018 | 0 Comments

I hope I’m this badass when I’m 73.  I mean, I’m not that badass now, but you can learn to be tough . . . right? Anyway…..A 73-year-old beet farmer named Jim in West Gippsland, Australia was riding his motorbike last month looking for grasshoppers on his farm when he hit a divot and went […]

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A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

| January 17, 2018 | 0 Comments

I have so many questions about this story. A 35-year-old guy was speeding and swerving through Wayne, New Jersey on Saturday night, so the cops pulled him over. He was slurring his speech and making strange hand movements, so the cops knew he was on SOMETHING, they just weren’t sure what.  And then they spotted […]

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