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A 73-Year-Old Breaks His Neck in a Motorbike Accident . . . Then Drives Himself Home

A 73-Year-Old Breaks His Neck in a Motorbike Accident . . . Then Drives Himself Home

| January 17, 2018 | 0 Comments

I hope I’m this badass when I’m 73.  I mean, I’m not that badass now, but you can learn to be tough . . . right? Anyway…..A 73-year-old beet farmer named Jim in West Gippsland, Australia was riding his motorbike last month looking for grasshoppers on his farm when he hit a divot and went […]

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A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

| January 17, 2018 | 0 Comments

I have so many questions about this story. A 35-year-old guy was speeding and swerving through Wayne, New Jersey on Saturday night, so the cops pulled him over. He was slurring his speech and making strange hand movements, so the cops knew he was on SOMETHING, they just weren’t sure what.  And then they spotted […]

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A Guy Needs Advice About His Girlfriend’s Fetish For…..

A Guy Needs Advice About His Girlfriend’s Fetish For…..

| January 15, 2018 | 0 Comments

The world must be running out of weird stuff to try in bed, because how is THIS a thing? Some guy went on Reddit last week looking for advice on what to do about his girlfriend’s weird fetish that involves feeding him PRE-CHEWED FOOD . . . like a bird. In case that’s not clear, […]

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A Woman Fires Two Shots at Her Husband When He’s on the Toilet to Make Him “Listen”

A Woman Fires Two Shots at Her Husband When He’s on the Toilet to Make Him “Listen”

| January 10, 2018 | 0 Comments

Well, I’ll say this:  I’m pretty sure this woman accomplished her goal of getting her husband to start listening to her. A guy in Goodyear, Arizona was sitting on the toilet back on December 30th when suddenly, his 69-year-old wife Linda Jean Fahn busted into the bathroom and FIRED two shots in his direction. How […]

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A College Student in Florida Is Planning to Marry “Tetris” . . . After Her Previous Relationship With a Calculator Fell Apart

A College Student in Florida Is Planning to Marry “Tetris” . . . After Her Previous Relationship With a Calculator Fell Apart

| January 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

I guess you never know who you’ll fall in love with . . . especially when you’re on the rebound. There’s a 20-year-old woman named Noorul Hassan who’s a student at the University of Florida in Gainesville, and she’s emotionally and sexually attracted to physical objects. She says she’s, quote, “had feelings for monorails, iPods, […]

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A Guy Calls 911 to Report Drunk Driving…

A Guy Calls 911 to Report Drunk Driving…

| January 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

A 39-year-old guy named Michael Lester from Winter Haven, Florida was driving on New Year’s Eve when he called 911 to report a drunk driver. . . . . Himself. That’s right . . . Michael called 911 and told the dispatcher, quote, “I’m just drunk driving” and he wanted the cops to come get […]

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Cops Arrest a Nigerian Prince Email Scammer . . . Who Turns Out to Be a 67-Year-Old Who now?

Cops Arrest a Nigerian Prince Email Scammer . . . Who Turns Out to Be a 67-Year-Old Who now?

| January 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

One of the most famous email scams is the one where you get an email from a Nigerian prince who promises to send you millions of dollars if you just give him a few thousand to cover the cost of the transfer. Well . . . a guy running one of those scams was just […]

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Anti-Gambling Crusader Wins $25,000?!?!

Anti-Gambling Crusader Wins $25,000?!?!

| January 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

Apparently karma ALSO decided to take a vacation last month. There’s a woman in Villa Park, Illinois named Kathy Gilroy.  She’s an anti-gambling crusader who’s fought for DECADES against casinos, lotteries, and even things like bingo and church raffles. But, it turns out, Kathy LOVES gambling herself.  Yes, just like the politicians who’ve proposed homophobic […]

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A Woman Says She’s Had Sex with 20 Ghosts, and She Likes Them Better Than Men

A Woman Says She’s Had Sex with 20 Ghosts, and She Likes Them Better Than Men

| December 11, 2017 | 0 Comments

What’s better than having a normal sex life?  Having a PARANORMAL sex life.  I guess. There’s a woman in Bristol, England named Amethyst Realm.  I’m guessing that’s not her real name, considering she works as a spiritual guidance counselor. And she recently made a big life change.  She stopped dating men . . . and […]

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A Guy Is Busted For Shoplifting During…

A Guy Is Busted For Shoplifting During…

| December 11, 2017 | 0 Comments

This guy picked the absolute WORST possible moment of the entire year to go shoplifting. A 33-year-old guy named Travis Volpicelli tried to walk out of a Walmart in Reno, Nevada on Tuesday night with about $800 worth of stuff in a shopping cart. But he didn’t realize that Walmart was hosting an annual “Shop […]

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