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Police Catch a Shoplifter Because He Always Takes the Exact Same Escape Route

Police Catch a Shoplifter Because He Always Takes the Exact Same Escape Route

| March 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy is in jail specifically because of his remarkable lack of creativity. There’s a 30-year-old guy from Seattle who has robbed the same Costco a few times recently. And he always does the same thing: He grabs some electronics and heads out through the same emergency exit. So when the security guards spotted him […]

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She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

I can’t believe I’m sitting here, an internationally respected and beloved broadcaster, using my world class brain power to try to roughly estimate the size, volume, and density of a random woman’s feces. But here we are. A 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas. And when she […]

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A Guy Is Busted For Shoplifting During…

A Guy Is Busted For Shoplifting During…

| December 11, 2017 | 0 Comments

This guy picked the absolute WORST possible moment of the entire year to go shoplifting. A 33-year-old guy named Travis Volpicelli tried to walk out of a Walmart in Reno, Nevada on Tuesday night with about $800 worth of stuff in a shopping cart. But he didn’t realize that Walmart was hosting an annual “Shop […]

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THIS IS ONE WAY TO HANDLE A SITUATION

THIS IS ONE WAY TO HANDLE A SITUATION

| November 29, 2017 | 0 Comments

GUESS THIS IS ONE WAY TO HANDLE THE SITUATION IF YOU DON’T LIKE YOUR NEIGHBOR’S DOGS? A 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN NAMED LORI JO MATTHEWS IN THE VILLAGES, FLORIDA GOT ANGRY ON SUNDAY WHEN HER NEIGHBORS LET THEIR DOGS OUT INTO THE YARD TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES. APPARENTLY THE DOGS WERE BARKING, SO LORI RESPONDED BY . . […]

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