Tag: radio

Salvation Army Bell Ringer Got High on PCP

Salvation Army Bell Ringer Got High on PCP

| December 20, 2018 | 0 Comments

I guess it was only a matter of time before a Salvation Army bell ringer heard “no” one too many times . . . and snapped. There’s a 40-year-old guy named David Kelley in Germantown, Maryland.  And last week, he was working as a Salvation Army bell ringer, collecting donations outside Walmart.   Well . […]

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The Cops Are Looking for a Guy Who Shoved a Footlong Into His…..

The Cops Are Looking for a Guy Who Shoved a Footlong Into His…..

| December 12, 2018 | 0 Comments

Oh man, if the cops are really looking for a guy with a footlong in his pants, then I’m definitely going to get dragged in for questioning. Heh. A guy went into a gas station in Lakeland, Florida a few weeks ago and grabbed a footlong sandwich off the shelf. Then . . . he […]

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A 300-Pound Woman Confesses to Murdering Her 120-Pound Boyfriend by…..

A 300-Pound Woman Confesses to Murdering Her 120-Pound Boyfriend by…..

| December 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

  Not to make light of the story we’ve got right here . . . but this….this is just….wow. There’s a 44-year-old woman named Windi Thomas in Erie, Pennsylvania.  And she just pleaded guilty to murdering her 44-year-old boyfriend Keeno Butler back in March. How’d she do it?  Windi checks in at over 300 POUNDS […]

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SHE IS BIG MAD!!!

SHE IS BIG MAD!!!

| December 4, 2018 | 0 Comments

  This doesn’t seem like an overreaction or anything. A woman went into a deli in Philadelphia a few weeks ago and said she wanted to buy beer . . . but she didn’t have any money.  And the owner said no, you can’t have free beer. Which apparently made her so angry that she […]

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A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

| September 25, 2018 | 0 Comments

The cops in Peoria, Illinois got a call from Walmart last Thursday about a 30-year-old woman who was busted shoplifting a BIBLE. When the cops got there, she told them WHY she’d stolen the Bible. The police report says she claimed, quote, “She was trying to be more Christian.”   She also shoplifted a shirt, […]

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A Woman Throws a Knife at a Guy Even Though He Swore He Didn’t Eat Her Chinese Leftovers

A Woman Throws a Knife at a Guy Even Though He Swore He Didn’t Eat Her Chinese Leftovers

| August 9, 2018 | 0 Comments

One of the best parts of ordering Chinese food is having leftovers. So, yeah, this seems just about right.There’s a 56-year-old woman named Michele Sedlak in North Port, Florida. And last week, she had some Chinese leftovers in the fridge . . . which mysteriously disappeared.She only had one suspect. We’re not sure about her […]

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A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest

A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest

| August 9, 2018 | 0 Comments

Cops near Orlando got into a high-speed chase with three people in a stolen SUV Monday night.They eventually crashed the SUV into a ditch, and two of them got arrested. But a passenger named Jennifer Kaufman tried to get away on foot and ran into a huge field nearby. Which probably seemed like a good […]

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A Made with the “Essence of Hot Underwear Models” Now Exists

A Made with the “Essence of Hot Underwear Models” Now Exists

| August 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

This  might not constitute a “Dummy of the Day”, but we do think it is somewhat foolish. We’ll let you guys be the judge. As there’s more and more craft beer out there and brewers need to come up with creative ingredients and gimmicks to stand out . . . well, that’s when THIS happens. […]

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Ooops

Ooops

| July 31, 2018 | 0 Comments

A guy named James Aubin was arrested for robbing a bank in Dover, New Hampshire last Thursday. But the REAL story is a 30-year-old named Eric Lombari, who saw the cops and assumed they were after HIM. He was out on bail because of a previous drug arrest. And when he saw police start pouring […]

Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . .

Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . .

| July 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

A couple in central Pennsylvania did a bunch of BATH SALTS last Friday, and convinced themselves they were about to be abducted by ALIENS. They saw tiny lights blinking in the sky and thought they were alien laser beams that were somehow tracking them.  So the guy pulled out a GUN and fired it into […]

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