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The Cops Are Looking for a Guy Who Shoved a Footlong Into His…..

The Cops Are Looking for a Guy Who Shoved a Footlong Into His…..

| December 12, 2018 | 0 Comments

Oh man, if the cops are really looking for a guy with a footlong in his pants, then I’m definitely going to get dragged in for questioning. Heh. A guy went into a gas station in Lakeland, Florida a few weeks ago and grabbed a footlong sandwich off the shelf. Then . . . he […]

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Ma’am….this is a jail….Not a Drive Thru!

Ma’am….this is a jail….Not a Drive Thru!

| March 20, 2018 | 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine getting drunk enough to make THIS mistake. A 44-year-old woman named Lizabeth Ildefonso was driving drunk in Riverhead, New York on Friday morning, and apparently she really wanted a breakfast sandwich. So she pulled into a drive-thru and ordered a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. Well . . . she THOUGHT […]

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