Tag: shoplifting

A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

| September 25, 2018 | 0 Comments

The cops in Peoria, Illinois got a call from Walmart last Thursday about a 30-year-old woman who was busted shoplifting a BIBLE. When the cops got there, she told them WHY she’d stolen the Bible. The police report says she claimed, quote, “She was trying to be more Christian.”   She also shoplifted a shirt, […]

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Police Catch a Shoplifter Because He Always Takes the Exact Same Escape Route

Police Catch a Shoplifter Because He Always Takes the Exact Same Escape Route

| March 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy is in jail specifically because of his remarkable lack of creativity. There’s a 30-year-old guy from Seattle who has robbed the same Costco a few times recently. And he always does the same thing: He grabs some electronics and heads out through the same emergency exit. So when the security guards spotted him […]

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She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

I can’t believe I’m sitting here, an internationally respected and beloved broadcaster, using my world class brain power to try to roughly estimate the size, volume, and density of a random woman’s feces. But here we are. A 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas. And when she […]

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A Guy Is Busted For Shoplifting During…

A Guy Is Busted For Shoplifting During…

| December 11, 2017 | 0 Comments

This guy picked the absolute WORST possible moment of the entire year to go shoplifting. A 33-year-old guy named Travis Volpicelli tried to walk out of a Walmart in Reno, Nevada on Tuesday night with about $800 worth of stuff in a shopping cart. But he didn’t realize that Walmart was hosting an annual “Shop […]

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