Tag: why

A College Student Thought There was a Ghost in Her Closet . . . but

A College Student Thought There was a Ghost in Her Closet . . . but

| February 7, 2019 | 0 Comments

All things considered, I think this woman would’ve PREFERRED that her house was haunted. There’s a college student at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro whose name is Maddie. And lately, she and her roommates have been worried they might have a GHOST in the house. Items had been disappearing, there were strange hand […]

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SHE IS BIG MAD!!!

SHE IS BIG MAD!!!

| December 4, 2018 | 0 Comments

  This doesn’t seem like an overreaction or anything. A woman went into a deli in Philadelphia a few weeks ago and said she wanted to buy beer . . . but she didn’t have any money.  And the owner said no, you can’t have free beer. Which apparently made her so angry that she […]

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A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

A Woman Shoplifts a Bible to “Be More Christian”

| September 25, 2018 | 0 Comments

The cops in Peoria, Illinois got a call from Walmart last Thursday about a 30-year-old woman who was busted shoplifting a BIBLE. When the cops got there, she told them WHY she’d stolen the Bible. The police report says she claimed, quote, “She was trying to be more Christian.”   She also shoplifted a shirt, […]

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What’s the Dumbest Lie You’ve Ever Told???

What’s the Dumbest Lie You’ve Ever Told???

| June 19, 2018 | 0 Comments

Have you ever told a lie for absolutely no reason and then wondered why the hell you did it?  Of course you have.  And if you say you haven’t, well isn’t THAT a dumb lie? People on Twitter are sharing the dumbest lie they ever told . . . the kinds of lies you didn’t […]

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The Next Big Food Could Be . . . Cockroach Milk???

The Next Big Food Could Be . . . Cockroach Milk???

| May 30, 2018 | 0 Comments

If you think about it, it’s kind of gross that we drink ANY animal milk.  Like, they make that stuff to feed their babies, and we just pump it out of them by the truckload and chug it down.  But this is WORSE. Apparently, the next big trend in milk could be . . . […]

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Police Catch a Shoplifter Because He Always Takes the Exact Same Escape Route

Police Catch a Shoplifter Because He Always Takes the Exact Same Escape Route

| March 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy is in jail specifically because of his remarkable lack of creativity. There’s a 30-year-old guy from Seattle who has robbed the same Costco a few times recently. And he always does the same thing: He grabs some electronics and heads out through the same emergency exit. So when the security guards spotted him […]

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She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

I can’t believe I’m sitting here, an internationally respected and beloved broadcaster, using my world class brain power to try to roughly estimate the size, volume, and density of a random woman’s feces. But here we are. A 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas. And when she […]

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An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

| February 23, 2018 | 0 Comments

See, this is why I would only hire a detail-oriented prostitute. Someone in Cape Coral, Florida found an escort on the website Backpage.com earlier this week and had her come over at 2:30 A.M. She’s a 26-year-old named Linda Elkins. And she brought along a 26-year-old guy named Bosha Dawes, who she called her, quote, […]

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A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . .

A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . .

| February 22, 2018 | 0 Comments

There’s no RIGHT way to react to losing a bunch of stuff in a divorce . . . but there’s definitely a WRONG way.  And this is it. A 41-year-old woman named Adrienne Satterly from Hiram, Georgia is getting divorced, and on Saturday, she found out she was losing her home to her ex. So […]

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A Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by…..

A Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by…..

| February 21, 2018 | 0 Comments

A woman was shopping at a Menards hardware store in Indianapolis last week, and a security guard spotted her shoplifting a video camera. He called the cops, and then he went up to the woman to keep her in the store until they showed up. He didn’t realize she had countermeasures ready. According to the […]

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