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Police Catch a Shoplifter Because He Always Takes the Exact Same Escape Route

Police Catch a Shoplifter Because He Always Takes the Exact Same Escape Route

| March 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

This guy is in jail specifically because of his remarkable lack of creativity. There’s a 30-year-old guy from Seattle who has robbed the same Costco a few times recently. And he always does the same thing: He grabs some electronics and heads out through the same emergency exit. So when the security guards spotted him […]

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She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

I can’t believe I’m sitting here, an internationally respected and beloved broadcaster, using my world class brain power to try to roughly estimate the size, volume, and density of a random woman’s feces. But here we are. A 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas. And when she […]

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An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

| February 23, 2018 | 0 Comments

See, this is why I would only hire a detail-oriented prostitute. Someone in Cape Coral, Florida found an escort on the website Backpage.com earlier this week and had her come over at 2:30 A.M. She’s a 26-year-old named Linda Elkins. And she brought along a 26-year-old guy named Bosha Dawes, who she called her, quote, […]

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A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . .

A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . .

| February 22, 2018 | 0 Comments

There’s no RIGHT way to react to losing a bunch of stuff in a divorce . . . but there’s definitely a WRONG way.  And this is it. A 41-year-old woman named Adrienne Satterly from Hiram, Georgia is getting divorced, and on Saturday, she found out she was losing her home to her ex. So […]

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A Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by…..

A Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by…..

| February 21, 2018 | 0 Comments

A woman was shopping at a Menards hardware store in Indianapolis last week, and a security guard spotted her shoplifting a video camera. He called the cops, and then he went up to the woman to keep her in the store until they showed up. He didn’t realize she had countermeasures ready. According to the […]

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The Craziest Philly Fan Celebrated the Eagles Win By Eating Horse Poo

The Craziest Philly Fan Celebrated the Eagles Win By Eating Horse Poo

| February 6, 2018 | 0 Comments

Philadelphia fans literally went NUTS after the Eagles won the Super Bowl . . . and in this case, ‘literally’ is NOT an exaggeration . . . because one guy celebrated the championship by EATING HORSE POO. He just got right down on his hands and knees in front of a pile of feces and […]

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A Man Flipped Out Because Waffle House Didn’t Have Barbecue Sauce

A Man Flipped Out Because Waffle House Didn’t Have Barbecue Sauce

| January 29, 2018 | 0 Comments

We don’t know what this guy was eating. But if he planned to put barbecue sauce on his eggs OR waffles, maybe he deserves to be in jail . . . 43-year-old Willie Drake was at a Waffle House in Macon, Georgia last Tuesday night, and asked for some barbecue sauce. Apparently they don’t stock […]

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A Guy Robs a Pet Store in an Unusual Way…..

A Guy Robs a Pet Store in an Unusual Way…..

| January 24, 2018 | 0 Comments

We’ve seen people try to steal full racks of ribs by shoving them down their pants before. But this is a new one . . . A couple named Cruz Garcia Jr. and Crystal Dixon walked into a pet store in Clearwater, Florida earlier this month. (They look like they’re in their late 20s or […]

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A Drug Dealer Gets Busted After Trying to Buy a Soda with Weed

A Drug Dealer Gets Busted After Trying to Buy a Soda with Weed

| January 19, 2018 | 0 Comments

News flash:  Drugs can have an adverse effect on your decision-making skills.  That said, this guy’s also just a moron . . . A 24-year-old guy ordered a pizza from a Domino’s in Omaha, Nebraska on Monday, and tried to pay with a damaged $50 bill when he went to pick it up. Someone had […]

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A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine

| January 17, 2018 | 0 Comments

I have so many questions about this story. A 35-year-old guy was speeding and swerving through Wayne, New Jersey on Saturday night, so the cops pulled him over. He was slurring his speech and making strange hand movements, so the cops knew he was on SOMETHING, they just weren’t sure what.  And then they spotted […]

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