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What’s the Dumbest Lie You’ve Ever Told???

What’s the Dumbest Lie You’ve Ever Told???

| June 19, 2018 | 0 Comments

Have you ever told a lie for absolutely no reason and then wondered why the hell you did it?  Of course you have.  And if you say you haven’t, well isn’t THAT a dumb lie? People on Twitter are sharing the dumbest lie they ever told . . . the kinds of lies you didn’t […]

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A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away

| June 5, 2018 | 0 Comments

This story plays out pretty much how you’d expect. The guy’s quick getaway plan never had a chance . . . A 33-year-old idiot in Gainesville, Florida named David Yates was huffing compressed air in his car on Sunday, and passed out. When cops found him, he was slumped over the wheel with his engine […]

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A Guy Steals a TV From Walmart . . . Then Asks the Cops For a Ride Home

A Guy Steals a TV From Walmart . . . Then Asks the Cops For a Ride Home

| May 11, 2018 | 0 Comments

                  A 24-year-old guy named Tayvon Wilson went to a Walmart in Columbus, Georgia last week . . . picked   up a 55-inch Samsung TV . . . and walked out of the store through the car department without paying.   But a 55-inch TV is […]

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A Woman Makes Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Cubes to Serve to Guests She Doesn’t Like

A Woman Makes Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Cubes to Serve to Guests She Doesn’t Like

| March 14, 2018 | 0 Comments

This is a legendary passive-aggressive move right here. A woman on Twitter named Angela Brisk just posted her method for sticking it to any guests she has over to her house who she doesn’t really like. It’s not clear why she’s having people over who she doesn’t like, but that’s not the point. Angela boils […]

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A Woman Squeezes Through a Tiny Slot in a Claw Game to Steal Seven Stuffed Animals

A Woman Squeezes Through a Tiny Slot in a Claw Game to Steal Seven Stuffed Animals

| February 28, 2018 | 0 Comments

Now this is just some serious flexibility going to waste. A 34-year-old woman in Taichung, Taiwan was playing one of those claw games earlier this month, but she couldn’t grab any of the stuffed animals. So she took advantage of her remarkable flexibility by wedging herself through the 10-inch opening on the game . . […]

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She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

| February 26, 2018 | 0 Comments

I can’t believe I’m sitting here, an internationally respected and beloved broadcaster, using my world class brain power to try to roughly estimate the size, volume, and density of a random woman’s feces. But here we are. A 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas. And when she […]

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An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and…..

| February 23, 2018 | 0 Comments

See, this is why I would only hire a detail-oriented prostitute. Someone in Cape Coral, Florida found an escort on the website Backpage.com earlier this week and had her come over at 2:30 A.M. She’s a 26-year-old named Linda Elkins. And she brought along a 26-year-old guy named Bosha Dawes, who she called her, quote, […]

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A Guy Drops Acid, Covers Himself in Cooking Oil, and Fights the Cops

A Guy Drops Acid, Covers Himself in Cooking Oil, and Fights the Cops

| February 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

Someone should turn this into an after-school special.  This is why you don’t do drugs, kids . . . A 19-year-old guy in Pennsylvania named Lonnie Beatty did a bunch of ACID last month and started destroying the inside of his family’s trailer, about 30 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. He also tried to attack several […]

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A Guy Needs Advice About His Girlfriend’s Fetish For…..

A Guy Needs Advice About His Girlfriend’s Fetish For…..

| January 15, 2018 | 0 Comments

The world must be running out of weird stuff to try in bed, because how is THIS a thing? Some guy went on Reddit last week looking for advice on what to do about his girlfriend’s weird fetish that involves feeding him PRE-CHEWED FOOD . . . like a bird. In case that’s not clear, […]

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A Woman Fires Two Shots at Her Husband When He’s on the Toilet to Make Him “Listen”

A Woman Fires Two Shots at Her Husband When He’s on the Toilet to Make Him “Listen”

| January 10, 2018 | 0 Comments

Well, I’ll say this:  I’m pretty sure this woman accomplished her goal of getting her husband to start listening to her. A guy in Goodyear, Arizona was sitting on the toilet back on December 30th when suddenly, his 69-year-old wife Linda Jean Fahn busted into the bathroom and FIRED two shots in his direction. How […]

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